
the first rule of ap testing is: you do not talk about the ap test
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Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
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Tomoe Gozen
Tomoe was a rare female samurai warrior (onna bugeisha), known for her bravery and strength.
“Tomoe was especially beautiful, with white skin, long hair, and charming features. She was also a remarkably strong archer, and as a swordswoman she was a warrior worth a thousand, ready to confront a demon or a god, mounted or on foot. She handled unbroken horses with superb skill; she rode unscathed down perilous descents. Whenever a battle was imminent, Yoshinaka sent her out as his first captain, equipped with strong armor, an oversized sword, and a mighty bow; and she performed more deeds of valor than any of his other warriors.”
LOOK AT THIS BADASS
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He must have all this knowledge from all the sex he’s having as a female.
Obviously women can’t use birth control for medical reasons because we’re all just big ol’ sluts.
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